How to Survive as a Zombie in Los Angeles(ZLA1)

 The Undead Welcomes You!

    You have become a zombie, or you are planning ahead. Either way, the Zombies welcome you, but surviving in Los Angeles as an undead is pretty difficult. Between heavy traffic and crowded streets, you might stand out in LA, where appearance is obsessed over. LA can be your Heaven or Hell its your choices that make it your paradise or nightmare.

This guide will help you navigate around LA, avoid any unnecessary danger, and you might thrive.

Blend in with the Living

Los Angeles is a perfect place to hide if you know how to act.

• Walk like you are a tired human(this will make you blend in)
• Wear sunglasses to conceal your eyes.
• Avoid making any zombie noises in public.

Tip: LA has a lot of weird people, they're used to it. Take advantage of this. 

Navigating through Los Angeles

Getting around in LA is difficult.

• Avoid operating any driving, your reaction time is not great.
• Walking is your best friend, especially if there are a lot of people around.
• Use the metro if needed, but blend into your surroundings.

Warning: LA traffic is no joke. Avoid major roads.

Finding your Food Source

As a zombie, your diet is limited.

• Avoid crowded feeding, you will get caught. 
• Target isolated areas, such as alleyways or under bridges.
• Late-night feeding is most optimal.

Ethical Zombie Tip: Try not to be in large zombie groups. That leads to chaos. 

Choosing your Environment

Isolation: One place that would be perfect for you if you're shy and hate people could be the beach. Limited food source, so watch out for starvation. 

Crowded: If you love city life, then living in downtown LA would be perfect for you. Big risk of being caught, but you would be living the life! 

Balance: If you want a blend of isolation and crowded look no further then the suburbs! Balance of safety and opportunity. 

Tip: Find a location that fits your lifestyle so you can be at peace.

Avoid the Authorities

Being discovered is not a choice, so don't let them find you (you will die).

• Avoid cameras and social media
• Stay away from any authorities, they are not your friends.
• Always be unpredictable, don't let them know your next move.

Survive and Thrive!!

Surviving in LA isn't about just living, it's about adapting to anything life throws at you. With the right mind set you can navigate through the city without getting caught. 

Remember: If you stick to yourself, you can live as a zombie foreverrrrrrr!!!!!